Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”
so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL”
the girl did it. truly inspiring.
my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
so i was in class looking at my nails and i see that my nail polish chipped off in the shape of a head
but then i looked some more and thats not just any head, thATS BRUNO MARS
connor-sexonlegswithahat-temple:
The Scooby Doo cartoons have kept the same style for almost all of its runs
Then you have “Shaggy & Scooby-Doo Get a Clue!” and it’s like
Who the fuck are these assholes
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT?
